February 2012
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
Lillin'.: Natural Beauty: Makeup-less Challenge →
emilymlindsey:
Society has brainwashed teenage girls into thinking that they must put on the makeup essentials in order to be considered beautiful. In order to be normal. In order to be accepted.
I would like to inform you: that is NOT at all the case! Makeup is not a necessity. You are so much more beautiful…
ashlyniscool:
I could never be an American history teacher. My students would fail the state exam because rather than teaching them the inaccurate material found in their history books biased towards making America look perfect, I would teach them what actually happened. School is for learning, not for brainwashing American students into nationalism.
So I kinda got a car and it's mine but not fully...
Watchlostwo0ds:
liquid-liam:
cottonmill:
oh wow
this video makes me happy, and the woman taking the order sounds really sweet, it’s weird aha
his voice is so good ;____; I can’t take it
sexymachine:
Dig it. (thanks @madlyv)
Gold
